When I Write

Out of pure boredom, and I really can’t think of much to be random about. I’ve been watching my Seinfeld Dvd’s, and it kinda has me thinking about the social interaction that we encounter on a daily basis…

For example, is it rude to contemplate making an escape when meeting somebody for the first time and they don’t quite meet your physical standards as well as mental standards, for that matter? Seriously, what do you do? Do you get somebody to call you and have a fake conversation in order to politely excuse yourself? Do you go to the bathroom and never return? Do you hop on your phone and start text messaging more than normal in hopes that they get the clue and walk off? Furthermore, is it even normal to be thinking of all of these things while in conversation with another person?

It’s this social awkwardness that has me thinking that I will remain single for a little while longer…LoL It’s not the first time I’ve had awkward moments when mingling with random females. Last time, I was c@ck (pause) blocked beyond recognition by some folks that didn’t understand “man laws” that all men are to abide by…LoL

It has come to the point that when females look @ me, I don’t know if it’s an open invitation or a look of astonishment of my gerth…LoL Now, I realize that I am no male model, but I like to think I have some standards. However, I think those standards are getting in the way of some good times… Well, I guess that wasn’t too random afterall. Back to retirement the Captain goes until the next time…